Recently, I was reading a joke book that I bought a long time ago. It is called 1001 COOL School Yard JOKES by Glen Singleton. It is quite funny and enjoyable to read. There are 16 categories. Listed below is 1 from each category:



Category: Sibling Rivalry

Teacher: How was your holiday, Penny?

Penny: Great. My brother and I spent the whole time on the beach, burying eac other in the

sand.

Teacher: That sounds like fun.

Penny: Daddy says we can go back next year and find him.




Category: Poking Fun At Teachers

What are three words most often used by students?' the teacher asked the class.

'I don't know,'sighed a student.

'That's correct!' said the teacher.





Category: Animal Crackers

What time is it when an elephant climbs into your bed.

Time to get a new bed.





Category: Food for Thought

A fat man went into a cafe and ordered 2 slices of apple pie with 4 scoops of ice-cream, covered with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.

'Would you like a cherry on top?' asked the waitress.

'No thanks,' said the man. 'I'm on a diet.'





Category: True Colours

What's red, white and brown and travels faster than the speed of sound?

An astronaut's ham and tomato sandwich.





Category: Rude and Crude

Can I go swimming now, Mum?' asked the child.

No-there are sharks at this beach,' said his mother.

Dad's swimming!'

'Yes, he's got a million dollars' life insurance...'





Category: World of Sport

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!





Categoy: Music To My Ears

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!





Category: Dumb and Dumber

'Dad, can you write in the dark?'

'I supposed so.'

'Good. Can you sign my report card, please?





Category: Love Me Tender

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.





Category: What You Call

What do you call a deeer with no legs amd no eyes?

No Idea





Category: Fully Booked

'How to Keep Out a Vampire' by Dora Steele





Category: Mummy, Mummy...

Mummy mummy, daddy's on fire.

Hurry up and get the marshmallows.





Category: Doctor, Doctor...

Doctor, Doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?

Why?

Because I have a splitting headache!






Category: With Friends Like This

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Abe!

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H...





Category: Spooky

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the 'w'.




I hope you like the jokes!!

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